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Friday, February 24, 2012

Fat Tuesday Winners Announced

The Tuesday before Lent is commonly known as Fat Tuesday, or in the French, Mardi Gras. It's the big blowout before the ascetic lifestyle of traditional Catholic Lent, which spans the 40 days prior to Easter. After big parties all over the world, the Fat Tuesday Winners have been announced.

#1 & #2 Cousins From Kentucky

These two hotties took the grand prize, a truck. Wow!!!

#3 Back Fat Champ

Taken at any Wal-Mart Nationwide, man boobs on your back always win.

#4, #5, #6 - Three Geeks From Boston in Florida

These drinking buddies know how to pop a cork. Babes love them. (Yeah, right)

#7 - Angelo Mozilo - Still Not Indicted for Fraud 
- Need Phat Attorney -

Lying Real Estate Scam Artist Angelo Mozilo, still out. WRONG!

#8 "But Doc, fat runs in my family." 
Doc - "That's because no one 
in your family runs, lady."

"And Doc, I barely eat anything and I'm hungry all the time."

#9 - Reply to #8 - 'Weez hungry as shit 
and no one here be fat.'

Since they're poor, they don't count as more than one. Society lumps them together.

#10 - You always have to end with 
the most attractive body fat.

Support my new friends on FB.

Yes, Mardi Gras is a magical time. For some, it is the Phattest Fat time of their lives, for others, it's one more bite closer to sudden death from obesity. Fat is not fashionable. Eat right, exercise during Lent. See a new you in 40 days.

I'm starting Lent in a Psyche Hospital. (True story - more to come).

But for now, the Fat Tuesday Winners have been announced.

Love you.

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