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Sunday, August 21, 2011

Barack Obama Campaign Slogans For 2012 Election

Obama prepares to campaign in 2012.
Barack Obama used government money to take a three day bus tour of Minnesota, Iowa and Illinois. The official word was that he was trying to connect with the people, but his rhetoric was reminiscent of the campaign trail. Campaigning is the only job Obama has proven to be good at. He ran a near perfect campaign against a weak opponent to get into the White House in 2008. What lies ahead in 2012 may be a completely different story. He has to have a new message. These are some of the potential Barack Obama campaign slogans for the 2012 election.

MORE CHANGE IN YOUR POCKET

CHANGE YOU CAN SPEND 
AT VENDING MACHINES

YES, WE MIGHT

GEORGE BUSH CAUSED ALL THIS

HOPE IS A FOUR-LETTER WORD

BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT IS 17.1%. 
DON'T MAKE IT 17.1000001%

OSAMA IS STILL DEAD

THERE ARE 4 TRILLION REASONS 
TO VOTE FOR ME

DEBT IS A STATE OF MIND

REPUBLICANS ARE BAD PEOPLE

I PLAN TO PUNISH THE PEOPLE 
WHO CREATE JOBS

FOREIGN MARKETS AREN'T 
LAUGHING AT US
THEY'RE LAUGHING WITH US

WE'RE NOT GREECE OR SPAIN

IT'S ONLY HALFTIME,
FOUR MORE YEARS

MY FOREIGN POLICY IS
CLEAR AS MUD

REPUBLICANS ARE REALLY BAD

JOE BIDEN MAKES ME LOOK GOOD

I CAN'T LEAD WHEN I'M GOLFING

GEORGE BUSH DID ALL OF THIS

OBAMACARE MAY BE 
UNCONSTITUTIONAL
BUT WE NEED IT

FOXNEWS MADE ME LOOK BAD

OSAMA IS REALLY DEAD,
TRUST ME

Other talking points the Democratic National Committee would like to see Obama use during the campaign would be:
  • Michele Bachmann is nuts
  • Mitt Romney's hair spray contributes to climate change - formerly global warming.
  • Rick Perry is a taller version of George W. Bush
  • I have focused my time observing Congress. I believe they need leadership. A committee will be formed to see if we can get leadership to Congress. 
  • Republicans are mutants that only care about the wealthy. 
  • We can create jobs by spending a couple trillion more dollars. 
  • I want to raise taxes on the job producers. 
  • Wall Street needs to be nervous. We might come down on them. 
  • I won't campaign in black neighborhoods because they follow me no matter what. 
  • I'll spend more time in Latino neighborhoods, even though tacos give me gas. 
  • Joe Biden will wear a muzzle throughout the campaign. 
  • I plan to have a new cabinet and new advisers every month. Change is good. 
  • Most of the poor are just whiners. They need expensive light bulbs and forced health care. 
  • Congress needs to stop acting like children. Now, return Harry Reid's blanket to him. 
  • Nancy Pelosi has never made any sense, so we plan on making her ambassador to Antarctica. 
  • You can't look to the government for jobs. You need to find your own jobs. 
  • You need to turn your TV off at night and read to your kids. It will save energy. 
  • Everyone need to stop complaining about gas prices and buy a moped. 
  • But stock in China. 
  • All you slackers on Social Security need to participate in the shared sacrifice. 
  • My golf handicap has dropped by three strokes. That is not easy. I need four more years.
Barack Obama's approval on how he is handling the economy has slipped to 26%. A Washington insider said, "No matter how bad the candidate is, they will always have 20% that are loyal to the death. So, in effect only 6% of the population logically approves of Obama's handling of the economy."

Obama got off to a bad start. He had a super majority to start his presidency and blew the power of that position. He spent all his time on this health care bill, which forces people to buy something - that is unconstitutional. The Supreme Court will decide in the spring.

In the meantime, the DNC will be working on Barack Obama campaign slogans for the 2012 election. I hope he comes up with something snappy that can make us forget how little he's done.

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