|Casey Anthony screws legal system.|
Social networks exploded with rage. Celebrities weighed in. Even the most annoying person in television legal news, Nancy Grace, was trending on Twitter.
"How could this happen?" everyone seemed to ask.
On July 4th, I wrote Does Anyone Think Casey Anthony Is Innocent? And I had this sick feeling when I wrote the article. I kept thinking about Burden of Proof. Did the state really prove their case? I wasn't 100% sure.
I ran a poll on this site regarding Casey Anthony's guilt or innocence. 86% voted guilty, 6% innocent, 6% not sure. On Facebook, my poll had 100% voting guilty. How did the jury get it wrong? And Casey Anthony skipped through all the other charges. The only thing she was found guilty of was lying to law enforcement. Duh, What, Who, Dat, Ouch, Boing, Whack, FWOP...... THAT'S IT?
Let's say she is innocent. But her child went missing and she didn't report it to the police for 31 days and the child was later found dead, THAT HAS TO BE A CRIME... Child negligence, child neglect, dumbshit parent... please, give me a bone here!!!!!
Well, I guess our justice system did what it is supposed to do. One quote I saw was that this is a victory for "Reasonable Doubt". How could the whole world not doubt this, but a jury could?
Justice was served and it was day-old bread and rotten potatoes.
Casey Anthony can go back to the party life she was granted when some mysterious person killed her daughter. I wonder who wants to be caught on camera with her now and splashed all over the Internet? Who wants to dance with Casey? Maybe she'll wind up on some hapless reality show, "Who wants to screw Casey?" - losers have to have sex with her. "Please, don't make me."
I know Casey Anthony better have a car or a bike, because there won't be any bus seats open next to me for her, and I think a lot of people feel the same way. She'd almost have more friends in prison.
Justice was served and everyone got sick as Casey Anthony is found not guilty - WHAT?. And that concludes the Casey Anthony Trial for this season. Tune in at some point in the future for the civil trial.
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