June 3rd is National Donut Day. Get a FREE Donut At Dunkin Donuts

Get a FREE Donut at Dunkin Donuts on June 3rd.

In America, there is a day for everything. And Friday, June 3rd is National Donut Day. To celebrate this completely unknown "holiday", Dunkin Donuts is offering a FREE donut with the purchase of any size beverage.

This should draw huge crowds of people that really don't need the calories - especially here in Cleveland, the 5th fattest city in the country.

On Memorial Day, the local parade ran past the Dunkin Donuts that I call my office - they have FREE WiFi. I spend a lot of time there (I'm at DD now). As the crowd formed, the line grew exponentially at Dunkin Donuts. It seemed like every fat freak-a-zoid in the city came out to buy a donut and a high-calorie coffee drink. The line was out the door for two straight hours.

Some of the people I saw were scary. Whale pods don't have that much blubber. I guess the ad campaign for DD is correct, "America runs on Dunkin." They actually don't "run".... they sit a lot and let their belts out.

If you like high-calorie treats, loaded with sugar and you like getting one FREE... don't forget to suck up your gut and head over to Dunkin Donuts on Friday, June 3rd and get a FREE Donut. It's National Donut Day. America is not fat enough. Celebrate. Fight thinness. Stop in. Ask for extra cream in your coffee with whipped cream and cheese on top. You can butter your donut, too.

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