|Newt Gingrich announces defeat in presidential run.|
Gingrich, a Republican with a brilliant and sleazy past tried to show that he was hip and announced his candidacy for the presidency on Twitter. I spent about 20 minutes trying to find Newt Gingrich on Twitter. Jesus has more visibility on Twitter that the Newter.
"No one cares about Gingrich and that's why we've canceled our support," said a likely GOP voter.
Even Paul Reiser was shocked, "My show was canceled after two weeks. Gingrich only lasted 48 hours. Wow. To me, that is just a shocking moment. Did I mention that it was a moment of shock? Yes, shocking, even in the moment for me. Just a momentary shock, but still a shock. If it had lasted for more than a moment, strictly speculating, then the shock would have been longer. But the shock was brief. You could even say it was a moment. And the shock was truly a shock. It wasn't a miff or a tiff or a Gee Whiz. It was genuine shock. Not like electrical shock, but the kind when your show gets canceled before the promos run."
We can see why your show was canceled after two weeks.
Scientists are working with a micron microscope to analyze Newt Gingrich's poll numbers.
After saving President Clinton's ass and teaching the dimwitted Democrats of the 90's math, Gingrich and the Republicans managed to balance the budget. Clinton took all the credit. Then, Gingrich went nuts and his power hungry ego had him on the brink of declaring war against Poland.
Gingrich also can't seem to keep an eye on his Newt. It's worked overtime while he's been married, leading to a couple divorces. Blatant infidelity in the White House only works for Democrats. The Christian Right will crucify him next Good Friday and seal him in a tomb that no one will be able to open.
Yes, Americans cancel interest in Newt Gingrich in just two days.
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