I Need A Caption For The Picture

OK, this post is kinda sick and sexist, but I couldn't resist it. I need a caption for the picture at right. Someone posted it on Facebook and no one seemed to have any great captions. So, I need your help. Here are some of mine. 

My first thought was:

"I'd like to have an eye-to-eye conversation with her."

Others:

"Is her nose dripping?"

"This should be the required camera angle for all Facebook profile pages."

"Does she have pink eye?"

"How does she wear sunglasses?"

"If she farts, will it mess up her makeup?"

"I'd like to butt heads with her."

"Did she just wink at me?"

"Here, let me help you with your contact lenses."

"Don't it make my brown eye blue..."

I need help. There have to be more captions for this shot. Add yours in the comment section below. You can do it anonymously, if you want.


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