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Tuesday, April 19, 2011

135,000 People A Month Search Google For "What Is The Internet"

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While doing some keyword research for another blog post, I stumbled on a set of search terms that completely baffled me. Did you know that 135,000 people a month are searching on Google for the words: "What Is The Internet." Ahhh.... this I have to think about...

"What is the Internet" - Duh... YOU'RE ON IT. And these people are allowed to have computers?

If you made it to Google, that's like the Yellow Brick Road in The Wizard of Oz. Follow the yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road.

All you have to do is type in whatever you want in that magical Google search box and you can get it.

Want a recipe? Bingo. Want sports updates? Bingo. Want porno? Bingo.

Do these people drive around and ask, "What is a car?"

Or shop and ask, "What is a mall?"

By now, everyone knows that Al Gore invented the Internet so he could promote his other invention, Global Warming - which has been renamed "Climate Change" so he can go either way with his theory.

The Internet is a vast and nearly endless place where information is stored and shared. You name it - it's there.

Millions of people are feverishly trying to make money on the Internet, too. They're selling crap, pushing scams, blogging (ah, ya got me), schlepping porno and who knows what else. But whatever it is, the Internet has it.

The Internet has Wal-Mart and GM, Target and Zappos, Piggly Wiggly and Goodyear Tires.

People on the Internet that are searching for "What is the Internet" also probably search for "What is the sky" - "What are shoes" - "How do you eat food" - "Is masturbation fun" - Again, do they really need a computer?

I can't make this stuff up. But 135,000 people a month search Google for "What is the Internet" - OPEN YOUR EYES!


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1 comment:

  1. This cracks me up and scares the hell out of me, These people Vote!
    I remeber during the last election, Reporters were asking people about the election and who they were voting for and the answers scared me to death, they had no idea who was on the ballot but they wanted to vote for obama and ran in there and pulled the lever, they problably were looking under the voting booth, to see if they won something for voting.

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